I've Got a Girlfriend

This is Pippy. Isn't she hot? Right now we are just internet dating - we haven't actually met, but she's been pursuing me for a while now (she's even commented on here!). Now that I am hitting puberty, I notice her silky white coat. Mommy laughs at me and says "Poor loverboy - won't be long until you are a loverit!" I'm not sure what that means, but it doesn't sound good.